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One-Offs 

I may as well call this the Island of Misfit Ads. These are a few examples of really early work to show the progression in my conceptual abilities over the time I've spent in advertising, along with some newer pieces that didn't have a home anywhere else. 

Emerald Coast Romance Ad

Emerald Coast Romance Ad

We did a few of these, and this was my "favorite". Targeted couples that wanted to travel to Florida's panhandle for some long walks and relaxing times. The beaches really are beautiful here, though. That image is barely retouched.

Narcissus Billboard

Narcissus Billboard

For a local swimwear shop that specialized in high-end design when I worked at Zimmerman. Tallahassee? More like Tallasassy!

Tower Hill Direct Mailer

Tower Hill Direct Mailer

Long form copy. It's nice when I actually get to produce it. It's even nicer when it's something more interesting than an insurance mailer. However, I dug the setup and explanation of this concept.

Capital City Bank Group

Capital City Bank Group

Some early on word-cloud mosaic work. This execution taught me the difference of concepting with an art director from the jump. Before this, I mostly tried to work in a vacuum (I blame early career insecurity).

ISM Bike Saddles

ISM Bike Saddles

So, the headline makes me chuckle, because it's a butt joke. And also, this is the first (and probably only) time I ever got to use the word "perineal" in an ad.

Masque Sexual Flavors

So, these were strips that were made to mask the taste of semen. Lemme just let that sink in for a second. 

 

We made these videos in an attempt to lighten up their brand tone, and have some fun with the product. Because let's face it, you should have fun with Blowjob Strips. 

 

The client bought off on these, but we didn't get to make nearly as many of them as I would have liked. 

 

But my biggest disappointment is that I never got to use my ace-in-the-hole headline "Now he comes in your choice of flavor." 

what's your favorite font? mine is usually Baskerville, for Serif 

and for a sans serif probably this DIN

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